Frontpage of the paper: “Unique photos show Holy Land in Biblical times.”*
Me: “I didn’t think they had photography way back then.”
Dad: “That’s what you think.”
Me: “So Abraham’s the inventor of the Kodak-camera?”
Dad: “Yeah, but his descendants can’t prove it, because there was no patents-bureau around.”
*The photos aren’t that old, now that I’ve skimmed the article.